Geriatric OE

The weekly musing of a couple of Kiwis on their geriatric OE in The UK






Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Morning observations...



I was people watching this morning in Starbucks, as you do. This Buckys, the biggest of the four, yes four, at Canary Wharf is an ideal spot. This one is within the Mall, unlike the others that are sited variously; beside an entry stairway, on a Docklands Light Railway entry and in an outside plaza.
I observed today, as I was Skyping with my son, the different style of walking people have.

The Scuffer: sloshes along as though the footwear is a size or two too large, hardly lifts the foot from the ground. Male or female
The High Stepper: As the name suggest this method looks as though the walker is stepping over invisible obstacles. Males generally
The Prancer: This unlike the High Stepper is strictly female.
The Stomper:  Plants each foot forcefully as though there is some fear that if the feet aren’t planted firmly on the ground they might fly off into space. Usually male.
The Mincer:  Tight clothing necessitates small steps; variation is with bent knees adding to the effect. Usually female
The Bobber: Walks with longs strides causing a rhythmic rising and falling of the entire body with each step. Usually male
The Wanderer: Makes sudden changes in direction of movement, often coming to a complete halt in entryways. Particularly prone to this during rush hour. Male or female
The Long Legger:  Moves along in a determined manner, obviously has destination in mind and is intent on getting there by the shortest possible route. This movement comes from the hip and can be particularly pleasing to both the mover and the observer. Male or female
The Short Legger: similar to The Long Legger, but movement appears to come entirely from the knee. Not pleasing on the eye to the observer. Mostly male.
The Bagger: Uses any of the above methods but does so with a large bag/pack slung over one shoulder in the most obstruction manner possible. Uses it, seeming unaware, as a weapon to inflict bruises on other travellers. Male or female.

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