Eaten any good burgers lately?
Good question, especially if you bought some ready to
cook ones from the locals supermarket.
Why so? Do I hear you ask why so?
Well I’ll tell you. Somehow some horsemeat has found
its way into the mix. Brings reality to the food industry, well when you are
really starving what do you say, I could
eat a horse
In the words of that funny poetess, Pam Ayes.
To get the full effect, remember to do the accent now
say after me…
They have eaten poor old
Dobbin,
who was grazing by the sea.
They put him in a Tesco
burger,
Buy one get one free.
I heard that a couple of people had been taken to
hospital aft eating the said horse meat. They have improved as the last report
said that they were now stable. Sorry, The Man brought that one home.
Tesco’s is a very well know supermarket chain. With its
motto of ‘every little but helps’
It has spawned a whole range of articles. One in
tonight’s paper compares the taste of a range of exotic meats from horse to
buffalo, zebra to crocodile and even camel. Which one got the reporters thumbs
up as the tastiest. Camel
Yes I was surprised too.
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