Geriatric OE

The weekly musing of a couple of Kiwis on their geriatric OE in The UK






Monday, 5 November 2012

Please to rememebr the fifth of November....



A brief History lesson first.
We all know that November 5th is Guy Fawkes Night, and on many bonfires across England effigies of Guy Fawkes are burned. But how many of you know that this is in recognition of his part in the failed 'Gunpowder Plot' of 1605. My Mum used to say that we were celebrating the death of Fawkes, who plotted to blow up the then king.
Though Fawkes didn't devise or lead the plot to assassinate James I, he became remains one of British history's greatest villains more than 400 years after his death.
It is Fawkes and not the charismatic ring-leader Robert Catesby who is remembered. Is it because it was Fawkes who was caught red-handed under the Houses of Parliament at midnight 4 November 1605. It was Fawkes who refused to speak under torture that included the rack and Fawkes who was publicly executed. Catesby, by contrast, was killed evading capture and was never tried.
Fawkes was sentenced to the traditional traitors' death - to be 'hanged, drawn and quartered'. A truly horrible death. But he foiled the executioners plans by jumping from the gallows and breaking his own neck. Mercifully avoiding being cut down while still alive, having his testicles cut off and his stomach opened and his guts spilled before his eyes. Nevertheless his body was hacked into quarters and his remains sent to "the four corners of the kingdom" as a warning to others.
Guy Fawkes instantly became a national bogeyman and the embodiment of Catholic extremism. It was a propaganda coup for the Protestant English and served as a pretext for further repression of Catholics that would not be completely lifted for another 200 years.
It’s quite ironic that the house that I lived in until I was about nine or ten was burned down by the local fire brigade, because fire was the subject of many of my childhood nightmares.
Us children eagerly looked forward to Guy Fawkes Night. One year my sister and her friends made a Guy out of old clothes. Topped off with a realistic papier-mâché mask and one of granddad's old caps he looked pretty good. 
 He was toted about on a trolley, as they called out 'Penny for the Guy'.
"Guy Guy Guy, penny for the Guy, throw him on a haystack and there let him fry" at least that's how I think it went. 
On the night Dad lit rockets and Catherine wheels, jumping jacks and bangers; I made patterns in the air with sparklers even though the hot stars burned my hands a little.
The highlight of the night was to throw the guy on the bonfire, in those old clothes and cap He looked just like my Granddad.
No wonder I had nightmares

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