The Laughing Ghost of Limehouse |
Limehouse - St Anne's Church
As a treat for Halloween I have trawled the local history files
for tales of the unexpected, Firstly we have a report from a local newspaper of
1827, where a couple in Limehouse are being visited by a ghost with
a unusual sense of humour.
The neighbourhood of Limehouse, like the Highlands, in the good
old days of the bogles, has, it seems, been haunted for, some months back, by a
most refractory and incorrigible phantom. The facts of this afflicting
visitation are simply these:---A Mr. and Mrs. Dickenson took a small
house, in October last, at the upper end of Church-street ; but scarcely had
they passed the first half of the first night in it, when a sort of a loud
chuckling laugh (the very sound which,if you could fancy a grasshopper
intoxicated, he would no doubt make,) was heard, proceeding as it seemed from
the bedroom closet. Now, it so happened, that the bedroom of this
worthy couple had no closet, whereupon being puzzled to account for the
phenomenon they very naturally explored the whole house from top to bottom.
Still no explanation was afforded.
The next night, at the same hour, the same fat chuckling laugh
was heard, and as it appeared close to Mr.Dickenson's ear, that much injured
individual jumped up, and throwing his inexpressibles indignantly, but
with a due regard to decorum, around him, he rushed again into the adjoining,
room, where, however, nothing was found that could at all throw light upon the
mystery. Meantime, the confounded cachinnations continued, first
threeshort, broken winded laughs, then a halt, then a long asthmatic
ululation, the whole wound up by a solemn midnight stillness.
The affair now became truly distressing. To think that an
attached couple, when absorbed in those chaste connubial endearments on which
all married folks set so high a value— to think, we repeat, that an amiable
pair thus engaged should be interrupted by the villainous laughter of a ghost;
'the bare idea is revolting, and fully justified Mr.
Dickenson- in his application to the parochial authorities. 'This he did
'on the third night, but alas! what can a beadle, or even a parish clerk avail
against the evil one? Every night, albeit a brace of undaunted constables kept
watch in Mr. Dickenson 's apartment, the
cacophonious interruption continued till the whole set were fairly laughed
to scorn. This was some weeks back, but the noises, we should observe, are
heard up to the present time, though, as they have appeared more asthmatic of
late, it is to be hoped that their fiendship owner may one night break his wind
and die. Meanwhile, the house, like Ossian's dwelling of Moina (only infinitely
more touching), is desolate, for Mr: and Mrs. Dickenson have evaporated, and no
one has since, been, found at all desirous of being laughed into fits every
night, by an ungentlemanly good-for-nothing goblin. Here the affair rests
at present.
Not sure I know what they mean by "throwing his
inexpressibles indignantly," and "absorbed in those chaste connubial
endearments" but altogether a sad sorry tale of ghostly manic
laughing.