Geriatric OE

The weekly musing of a couple of Kiwis on their geriatric OE in The UK






Thursday 31 October 2013

Spooky Story



The Laughing Ghost of Limehouse


Limehouse - St Anne's Church
As a treat for Halloween I have trawled the local history files for tales of the unexpected, Firstly we have a report from a local newspaper of 1827, where a couple in Limehouse are being visited by a ghost with a unusual  sense of humour.
The neighbourhood of Limehouse, like the Highlands, in the good old days of the bogles, has, it seems, been haunted for, some months back, by a most refractory and incorrigible phantom. The facts of this afflicting visitation are simply these:---A Mr. and Mrs. Dickenson took a small house, in October last, at the upper end of Church-street ; but scarcely had they passed the first half of the first night in it, when a sort of a loud chuckling laugh (the very sound which,if you could fancy a grasshopper intoxicated, he would no doubt make,) was heard, proceeding as it seemed from the bedroom  closet. Now, it so happened, that the bedroom of this worthy couple had no closet, whereupon being puzzled to account for the phenomenon they very naturally explored the whole house from top to bottom. Still no explanation was afforded.
The next night, at the same hour, the same fat chuckling laugh was heard, and as it appeared close to Mr.Dickenson's ear, that much injured individual jumped up, and throwing his inexpressibles indignantly, but with a due regard to decorum, around him, he rushed again into the adjoining, room, where, however, nothing was found that could at all throw light upon the mystery. Meantime, the confounded cachinnations continued, first threeshort, broken winded laughs, then a halt, then a long asthmatic ululation, the whole wound up by a solemn midnight stillness.
The affair now became truly distressing. To think that an attached couple, when absorbed in those chaste connubial endearments on which all married folks set so high a value— to think, we repeat, that an amiable pair thus engaged should be interrupted by the villainous laughter of a ghost; 'the   bare idea is revolting, and fully justified Mr. Dickenson- in his application to the parochial authorities. 'This he did 'on the third night, but alas! what can a beadle, or even a parish clerk avail against the evil one? Every night, albeit a brace of undaunted constables kept watch in Mr. Dickenson 's   apartment, the cacophonious interruption continued till the whole set were fairly laughed to scorn. This was some weeks back, but the noises, we should observe, are heard up to the present time, though, as they have appeared more asthmatic of late, it is to be hoped that their fiendship owner may one night break his wind and die. Meanwhile, the house, like Ossian's dwelling of Moina (only infinitely more touching), is desolate, for Mr: and Mrs. Dickenson have evaporated, and no one has since, been, found at all desirous of being laughed into fits every night, by an ungentlemanly  good-for-nothing goblin. Here the affair rests at present.
Not sure I know what they mean by  "throwing his inexpressibles indignantly," and "absorbed in those chaste connubial endearments" but altogether a sad sorry tale of  ghostly manic laughing.

Wednesday 30 October 2013

Time flies...



Phew …what a day.

Flu vaccinations this morning…soooo many.

The this afternoon I was fully booked and double booked in places. 

Then an email from head office asking for the three monthly stats that have already been sent in to be combined and re seen in by the end of the day

Never mind that I had worked through my lunch hour and never mind that I haven’t yet developed the ability to somehow magic up an extra hour or so in my day..

And the answer I sent back to head office was…can you guess?

Of course you can the answer was not even gonna think about trying to get it done.

Ah there’s my lovely man to meet me after work…how about we go out for tea?
Yes please.
Isn’t he wonderfull

Tuesday 29 October 2013

Coldharbour...



I’d like to share this story about the Isle of Dogs

Charles Napier Hemy, R.A., R.W.S. (1841-1917) Cold Harbour, Blackwall 1896

Coldharbour in Blackwall is one of the most unusual streets in Docklands, it was once part of the old Blackwall that followed the river until it reached Trinity Buoy Wharf.
However the construction of the West India Docks and the City Canal in the early years of the 19th Century effectively cut off Coldharbour from the rest of Blackwall.
There has been buildings on the site since the 17th Century, but two of the better known is the Gun public house which still exists and another tavern called the Fishing Smack which has been demolished but had a curious history.
There had been a tavern on the site since the 1760s, firstly called the Fisherman’s Arms before changing its name in the early 19th Century to the Fishing Smack. We know it was called the Fishing Smack in 1808 due to the following report in The Gentleman’s Magazine
As a young woman, a servant in the Fishing-Smack public-house, Cold Harbour, Blackw’all, was standing on the steps leading to the River, she was so much alarmed by a flash of lightning , that she fell in the river and was unfortunately drowned.
The change of name probably reflected the arrival of Fishing Smacks from Great Yarmouth who frequented this spot when selling their catches in London. This trade and the area was known to Charles Dickens who had written about the other Taverns in Blackwall such as the Artichoke and Plough that were known for their Whitebait dinners. Although Dickens did not write directly about the Fishing Smack, he did use characters in his books that could have had their origins in this  area.
George Haw recalls walking around this area in 1907 with well known local MP Will Crooks and having the following conversation with some old characters that used to work this stretch of the river.

“Ah!” exclaimed the other, fetching a sigh; “but don’t you remember that old Yarmouth fisherman who used to bring his smack round here from the Roads and sell herrings out of it on this very Causeway?”
“Remember! What do you think? That was the old man who would never keep farthings. In the evening, when he’d got a handful in the course of the day’s trade, he would pitch them in the river for the boys to find.”
“Likely enough,” interposed Crooks. “I mudlarked about here myself as a lad.”
The eldest of the ancient watermen would have it that this old boy from Yarmouth was the original of Mr. Peggotty, and that it was at Blackwall Dickens first made his acquaintance. He said he had often seen Dickens himself about those parts.
We ventured a doubt.
“Why, bless my life!” he cried; “ain’t I talked to him at the Causeway here many a time?”
This, of course, was unanswerable, so we asked what Dickens did when there.
The ancient waterman thought a moment.
“What did Dickens do?” he ruminated. “Now, let me see. What did Dickens do? I know: Dickens used to go afloat!”
The other declared that Dickens did more than that: he would often go into the fishing-smack.
We immediately assumed that it was the fishing-smack of the old Yarmouth salt that was meant. We were wrong. It was another “Fishing Smack,” one of the quaint old taverns by the river still standing in Coldharbour.

Mr Peggotty of course was a character from David Copperfield  and it was not impossible  that Dickens could have met some of the old Yarmouth fisherman at this very spot.
Although the old tavern was rebuilt with a frontage onto Coldharbour in the  early 20th Century, it did not regain its glory days and was eventually demolished after the Second World War.
And that leaves us with a mystery for although Coldharbour  has escaped much of the recent developments of the Docklands, there has been modern developments.
However standing at Number 9 Coldharbour  is a line  of brown shiny bricks that seem strangely out of place with the well attended houses nearby.
This line of bricks is the last remains of the Fishing Smack tavern , but why is it still there ? A local writer recalls being told that the last owner of the pub sold the land but demanded that a small part of the old pub must remain.
Whether this is true or not, nearly 70 years later we still have a strange small reminder of the historic tavern.

Historic Coldharbour
 
All that remains of it today

Monday 28 October 2013

A bit of a blow...



Forecasters were pretty spot on with their predictions about the weather.
Here’s what the local press are saying

Four people have died after a storm battered southern Britain, leading to 625,000 homes losing power, rush-hour disruption on trains and flight cancellations.
A teenager in Kent and a man in Watford were killed by falling trees.
A man and a woman died in west London after a falling tree caused a suspected gas explosion and house collapse.
Rail companies are now running reduced services but say they hope operations will be back to normal on Tuesday.
BBC forecasters say the storm, which began overnight and saw heavy rain fall across many areas and wind speeds of more than 70mph, moved out of the UK shortly after 12:00 GMT - leaving a "broadly windy day".
The strongest gust of 99mph (159km/h) was recorded at Needles Old Battery, Isle of Wight, at 05:00 GMT.


 The Man and I had a bit of a struggle getting into work.
We went down to the station early expecting there to be a crowd, but the station was virtually empty…no trains running until 0900. So at 0650 we decided the best thing was to go home and then come back. Which we did, only to be told no trains until 1000.
So get on a bus going in the opposite direction, at the direction of the chappie in the station. The bus went past several stations that had pretty long queues of people waiting to get in. The one we got off at had a queue too but down on the platform, A couple f trains went past before The Man and I could get on, and then it was standing room only and crammed to the rafters.
I got off at London Bridge and made my way to work via the Jubilee line which surprisingly was virtually empty.  Arrived at work two and half hours late. Nobody complains because most of us were in the same boat.
And tomorrow, well who knows.